Originally posted by SJ_Skyline:
Press Release:
A suspect Peruvian wearing a bulky coat and carrying a suspect package has been shot and killed at Paddington Railway Station
The individual was "sitting all alone on a suitcase, behind a pile of mailbags, close to the lost property office" and did not respond to the officers' commands. A Police spokesman said "the fact that the suspect was brown and wearing a bulky coat meant we could take no chances. We bitterly regret this tragedy but other suspects may end up getting shot in these dangerous times."
The unnamed individual is believed to have entered Britain illegally from Darkest Peru where he leaves behind an aged relative, Aunt Lucy, in a Retirement Home. She is said to be "distraught".
The shooting was witnessed by Mr and Mrs Brown, who were waiting at the station for their daughter Judy. Mr Brown said "the officers issued a challenge but the suspect did not appear to hear them, as it was busy eating a marmalade sandwich."
Officers searched the corpse and found a battered brown suitcase with a secret compartment containing a scrapbook. The suspect was wearing a floppy hat and had a label around his neck saying " Please Look After This Bear".
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